Synectics

Which is louder? A smile or a frown

A frown because men with no money cries for a revolution


Which is angrier? The kitchen or the living room

The living room because the kitchen doesn't live


Which is faster? Black or yellow

Black because Yellowstone is bad for blacksmiths business.


Which is sweeter? Rain or July

July because downpours washes away sweet things.


Which is happier? Red or sugar

Red because Santas comes in red, obesity with sugar.