Synectics

Which is louder? A smile or a frown

A frown because men with no money cries for a revolution


Which is angrier? The kitchen or the living room

The living room because the kitchen doesn't live


Which is faster? Black or yellow

Black because Yellowstone is bad for blacksmiths business.


Which is sweeter? Rain or July

July because downpours washes away sweet things.


Which is happier? Red or sugar

Red because Santas comes in red, obesity with sugar.

To Our Delicious Buldging Fruit

To My Dear'st

You eternal blush of crimson light

Smooth and divine Man sees your light

I need you deseparately


Your sister have many acne

You brother is always green

Must be a problem with your father's seed

(Maybe its your mother)


Women wants you on their lips

Men wants you in their hands

You inspire even when you fall


But my dearest, I'm sorry

The time has come for you to go

You scream when you break

But I enjoy every move I make


Turning your white into rust.

Elsewhere

I dont want to try find a home elsewhere

Dogs On A Plain

We are dogs on a plain.

We live in disdain.

We live around nothing.

We dont care for nothing.

Because everywhere is home.

Because everywhere we roam.

Questions For Me and You

Where have you been?

Around where I'm supposed to be...

With who did you go there?

Some friends..

What did you do?

The usual stuff.

Would you say something about this?

I have no ideas..

Do you know you're pickled difficult?

Because you are.

Where is your home?

Anywhere alone.

Black Ants Day

One day the black ant queen said to her keepers to tell her her children we will pull trough even when we are doomed. The red ants are coming to cut our heads off but we will pull trough.

One small clenching snipe (find the word for an ants mouth*) growled

Imma mess not a lost cause

Im pickled cuz you are

Missing

Radical Kitten Poo Missing